I remember some old comedies and they just don't show them on TV anywhere. What happened to "Evil Roy Slade" I haven't seen that one or "The Villain" in years. Not that they were great but they haven't been shown in a long time. It is like listening to a radio station, you hear all their music tracks within a day. So I started looking for something to rent on DVD... Transporter 3. Like I didn't get enough from the first two movies, the actor of this movie is making another sequel this April to Crank where the man died by falling out of a helicopter and hit a parked car! Sequels just piss me off, if you don't know what I mean, see the South Park episode where George Lucas gets arrested for raping Indiana Jones. So I turned to the movies at the theater and the number one movie is... wtf??? "Race to Witch Mountain" some remake of a crappy Disney movie I saw when I was a kid. I can't win, I hear they are making more remakes and sequels for us to view this summer. I think the writers need to pick up something called a book and get some ideas of their own and stop ripping off old shitty movies nobody liked. I guess I will just surf YouTube instead.KBB
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But being a big fan of sci-fi I must warn you about this turkey I rented. "Battlespace" 2006, stay far away from it. What makes this movie so bad you ask? Dialog. The lack of dialog makes this a movie perfect for a deaf audience. In fact if you rent this, just turn the volume down to zero and pop in any heavy metal CD from your favorite artist. I know you will enjoy it better. The plot of this turkey was so encumbered with tech and geek speak most people will need a translator for the narrative. The special effects, they are worse than video game trailers or cut scenes. The actors, two of them, are not much to look at either. They say nothing much through out the entire movie. Many of the technical aspects will make you laugh like the scene where the hero straps herself to a missile and fires it at the city 70km away and it never showed how she landed the thing. The scene before that we see a robotic sentry fire at her with a cannon from 12 feet away and he misses with multiple shots. Also we are told that the political division between the antagonist and protagonist is bio-tech (genetically enhanced humans) vs cyber-tech (machine enhanced humans) but both seem to be cyborgs or enhanced humans you really can't tell a difference. The plot is nonexistent and I felt like I should just destroy the video but it was a rental, so I returned it.